awkwardly not asian
hello. I am Alyssa. I occasionally post things that will cause a sound called "laughter" to exit your mouth. Or liquid called "tears" to exit your eyes. Follow me if you dare. (Jk just follow me cuz I don't have that many followers to begin with.)
awkwardly not asian
"BRUH"
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)
How to Tell If You Are In a Jane Austen Novel
stilesinatrenchcoat:


phoenixx23:

spookyflys:


thanl:


psyducked:


romancingthelookyloos:


romancingthelookyloos:


I think we should talk about puberty…





yo imma let you finish but


I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time



yes okay but

girls can do it too


Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.
BEFORE PUBERTY:
After puberty:

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 


fuckin

PLOT
TWIST


Naw son you can’t be hot in both genders you fucking cheated
"A FEMALE Assassin? How does she kill? With a BOOB!?"
someone at Ubisoft, probably (via guy)